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Woah we released! amazing!

If you’ve ever wanted to experience ‘so bad it’s still bad’ gameplay then this is the game for you!

Featuring like 28 Unity scenes of text and images! And then really buggy gameplay!

Shoot your opponents with honey buns to defeat them all! Or watch them fall off the map.

This game was part of a Pass the Game-esqe challenge with like 9 devs. you can see some earlier versions by pressing the purple clock button while the game is running, but not fullscreen.

play in your browser, or, if fonts are enabled, blindly stumble around for the download button, where win32 is free, win64 costs $1000, and linux x86_64 costs $10. yeah.